
- Make sure he giggles with glee at the sight of bubbles. Check.
- Make sure he loves to play with balloons. Check.
- Teach him to dance and sing silly songs. In Progress.
- Teach him to use a squirt gun. In Progress.
- Teach him to like being squirted with a squirt gun by Yay-Yay. Check.
- Teach him to love to play "art" like his cousin G. Pending.
- Teach him to love riding in my convertible with the top down. Check! Check!

My corruption of the child is progressing nicely. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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